Top ten reasons Seniors should not go trick or treating:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have someone else chew the candy for you

8. You ask for high fiber treats.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say great Shar-Pei mask and you’re not wearing one.

5. When the door opens you yell “Trick”…and can’t remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night you have a bagful of restraining orders.

3. You have to choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason seniors should not go trick or treating….

1. You have to keep running home to pee!